On My Way

Posted: 22nd December 2011 by iBarnabas in random thoughts
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on my way to work this morning…

I was clipped by a speeding train that split my truck in half and sent me spinning into a nearby neighborhood where I had a nice cup of coffee with a retired Veteran.

I crested a hill into a fog bank wherein the road disappeared and I started flying the truck like a small plane (there is such a fine line between free-falling and flying after-all.

Slowing to a stop at a traffic light I noticed dozens of people emerge from a panel van behind the 7-11 dressed in all black with various military weapons and commence to surround the store.

I noticed gallons and gallons of brightly colored paint pouring from the back of a truck I was following. The paint spread quickly coating the road, grass, trees, and buildings in bright pastels (or was I in Miami?).

I pulled over at a Strawberry field and joined a Honey Badger for Tea, cookies and (of course) fresh Plant City Strawberries.

I rounded a curve in the road which was covered in ice. as I started to lose traction and slide sideways the road turned into the high corner on the Daytona International Speedway. I was losing… badly.

At the stop-light the driver of the Audi A5 Cabriolet put his car in park, stepped out and walked my way. After tossing his keys into my window he continued to walk down the street.
There was a carnival waiting for me in my office parking lot. I grabbed a funnel-cake and a hand-squeezed lemonade and went to work.



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  1. Jen says:

    Honey Badger don’t care how you got to work. Honey Badger just ate a cobra. lol